Weird Workings Of The Young Mind

I was in the store the last week when my older son pointed out something he thought I needed. It was a woman's vitamin for 50+. Wow, does he really think I am I that old? I explained that I did not need that and further explained that I was not 50+. His reply... Oh, is that what that means? I just notice women's and advantage. I had no idea what the 50 meant."